Sunday, April 16, 2006

oh you're so trendy i want to throw up

on you.

arctic monkeys. americorps. andy milonakis. wearing tan uggs with minis...still. diets named after people or places. the editors. illegal mexicans who act like americans with rights, but are really illegal mexicans. guys who walk their dogs so they can watch girls bend over and coo. tom cruise. jennifer aniston acting in anything that is not called friends. being a paralegal. fake retro tshirts. wearing two polo shirts at the same time. three-day concert events. hips don't lie. turning casual friday into casual thursdayfriday. sonya kitchell. l&o and all of your spinoffs.

that doesn't mean i hate you.
but it probably does.

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