Thursday, March 16, 2006

Dear Bad Drivers,

Why do you weave back and forth between the two lanes of Walnut Street during rush hour?
Did you think that the bus would suddenly move more quickly and become shorter?
Also, here's a tip: do NOT park on Walnut by Rittenhouse when it is VALET ONLY.
If I had not just had my front bumper and hood replaced, I would totally ram you from behind.
Rear end you, if you will.
Maybe I will cut you and stop short instead.

I hate you.
Bye.

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